Making an Idiot of YourselfIf I got money every time I did something idiotic...Making an Idiot of Yourself by Mag889
I'd have some extra cash to spare
My problem is, I judge myself often
I remember stupid things I did in the past
and it still hurts
and people say it didn't matter, no one cares
but I was commented a few times, I was pointed with fingers
I showed emotions that I never show nowadays
My fear is that, these idiotic moments will appear again
because there is an algorithm built in me
for every great thing I do, there is an awkwardness moment to fit in ,
okay, just a half of an idiotic moment....
Racist JokeSo I asked my bf to buy me a chocolate thing called "Kinder Bueno".Racist Joke by Mag889
He came back after a few minutes and said:
"They only had dark chocolate and white one, so I bought you white chocolate, because you're white."